she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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