I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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