Duck Duck Cougar?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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