Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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