just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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