Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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