Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
