someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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