Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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