I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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