Whod you bang
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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