wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize