I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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