I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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