in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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