She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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