Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
