porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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