I want you more than these girls want KFC
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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