awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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