it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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