No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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