I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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