its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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