i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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