Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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