I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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