Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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