My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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