I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?