i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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