There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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