just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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