like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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