I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i think im in europe. pls send help
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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