Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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