Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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