Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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