I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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