I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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