i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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