Duck Duck Cougar?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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