Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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