How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Send help, water and tortillas.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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