Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she looked like the before picture.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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