I need help removing her.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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