Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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