You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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