Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i just google imaged poop.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I am available for nakedness
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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