Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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