That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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