Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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