ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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