Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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