I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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