it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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