Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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