i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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