All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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