It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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